Black Friday Etsy Selections... More Coming!

"Meowy Christmas," "Happy Howlidays," and other great printed mug/merch designs. Now on Sale! From Heart and Willow Prints: 15% off - use code BF2016




Cute Cross Stitch Designs from Fuzzy Fox Designs:

Personalized kids' clothing from The Little Queen Bee!  20% off everything in the Etsy store. Include your child's name in the notes area when purchasing, so she can personalize. Perfect holiday gift for kids!

Hand Poured and Homemade... here's a lavender soy candle. Lots more available from North to South Gifts!  35% off sale: use code BLACKFRIDAY

Handmade jewelry in beautiful, simple designs using earth friendly materials. What a sweet holiday gift for your favorite earthy gal. Coupon code SAVE20 gets you 20% off from Earth Jewelry

Will Someone Please Buy These Prairie Dresses for Your Daughters?

Alas, I have no daughters. But if I did, you can be sure they'd be getting prairie girl dresses (a la Laura and Mary Ingalls) this Christmas.

What I wouldn't have given to have my very own Laura Ingalls costume as a child! This could have taken the "pioneer" game that my brother and I played as kids, to new and exciting levels. I could don my cotton dress, bonnet and apron, gather up my Cabbage Patch dolls who would surely be wearing their own prairie girl dresses, and we could do all the things that they did on my favorite show, Little House on the Prairie. Like milk the cows, eat horehound candy, dance a jig while Pa plays the fiddle, call in the cattle at dusk ("Hooey! Hooey! Hyaww!!") and other fun, prairie-girl themed activities.

Back when I was nursing my son, I had to figure out a way to pass the time and so I got back into Little House because one of the cable TV channels was showing reruns every night around dinner time. It was just as good as I remembered it!!

Thankfully, some lady out there (actually, a lot of them if you can believe this) is as excited about prairie girl dresses as I am... and she's made some for your own little prairie girls to dress up in!

Order your own pioneer girl dress, apron and bonnet for Christmas! In girls' size small thru large.

I Hate Paperwork, But These Funny Office Manager Stamps Make it Okay.

This lady seems to be doing a lot better job than I am at
organizing her various papers.

Ah, paperwork. Now this is something that busy work from home moms like us "ain't got time for." Am I right?
Remember the days when it was exciting to go and get the mail? I'm probably dating myself here. But when I was a child, you could count on relatives mailing birthday cards with money in them, and sometimes your pen pal would send you a pencil-scrawled note from make-believe France.

I always wondered what other people do with their paperwork. Did you set up paperless bills? The possibility of some government official asking me to prove my identity by showing a printed copy of my utilities is what prevents me from going totally paperless. That, and also, I am just old school. I am probably the last living human being who still mails out bills with stamps on them.

What do you do with your pile o' papers? For a while, we had this storage thing hanging over the door of our kitchen. I was stuffing mail into it and then ignoring the mail. But then, a few times, I walked by it and almost took my eye out on the point of some envelopes that were sticking out. I started to worry that when people came over, the jutting envelopes and papers would create a hazard for them as well. No one wants to find themselves in small claims court over a paper cut on someone's eyeball.

Hate paperwork? Then you'll love these satisfying, "Paid This Sh*t", "Shred This Sh*t," "File This Sh*t"
Office Manager Rubber Stamps that put the fun back into administrative tasks! Makes a great holiday gift.

Anyway, I think I've made the point here that I really don't enjoy paperwork, and I'm sure you don't, either. That's why I find these funny office manager stamps especially amusing. Because I have actually fantasized about having my own, profanity-addled stamper to express my feelings on the never ending pile of papers that will taunt me for the rest of my days!

Also, I've seriously considered writing "F you" in the memo section of checks I'm writing to various institutions. Does anyone do that? Just leave a nasty message to their insurance company or other? If you do, please speak up, I would love to hear from you on the blog!

xo,
Mom

A Fun Anniversary Gift - His and Hers Mugs

Buy your own set of His and Hers Mugs from J Crafts

For our anniversary, I was trying to think of a fun little gift for my husband. Just a small, token item that might amuse him. Like the time he bought me "Fuck You" socks (at my request – just to be rebel in my own mind!) which I wore secretly under my boots so our then 4-year-old who could read already wouldn't be able to see them, and which I would be inclined to arbitrarily flash at random people such as my own brother, during family gatherings.

Anyway, so the anniversary token gift. I remembered that my crafty Facebook friend makes printed mugs and puts funny sayings on them. So I put in an order for his and hers coffee mugs. Mine says "I like his beard" and his says "I like her butt."

I built it up a little, just prior to the big reveal. Two days before our anniversary, I asked hubs out of the blue, "Do you like my butt?"

He gave me a quick "HUH" expression, then said "Ummm... yeah. Why?"

To which I smiled and said "'Cause I like your beard!" and he responded with a miffed look.

The next day, I asked him again. "Are you sure you like my butt?" "Ummm... YEAH. Why do you keep asking me that?" "Well, because I like your beard!" smiling mischievously.

"What are you up to??" "Nothing! Just a little anniversary fun... you'll see."

Well, our day arrived, and I presented him with the his-and-hers mug set, and he got a kick out of it.

I thought it was also funny that the next morning I came downstairs, to observe that he had taken the time to select the proper mug ("I like her butt") and drink out of it.

Anyway, this little personal gift really set the tone for good humor, and an awesome date night to celebrate our 4 years of marriage! Delicious sushi meal, dessert coffees at a cozy little cafe, and a night of drinking good beer and listening to a great blues band!

Happy Anniversary, my love. I like your butt, too.

Natural, Essential Oil Based Perfumes for People Who Can't Wear Regular Perfume

People who know me are aware of my aversion to strong, artificial smells. I don't really want to be this way; I just am. Usually, once my friends become pregnant, they typically gain sympathy for the nauseous, dizzy, migraine-inducing reaction I get from men's colognes, Febreeze, cigar smoke, new carpets and other interesting, chemical based aromas.

Check out the assortment of yummily scented goodies at Twinkle Apothecary

Because of my smell problem, I can't wear perfumes. But even though they induce a strange sensory reaction for me, that doesn't mean I don't appreciate the beautiful aromas of flowers, herbs, spices and such.

Thus, you can imagine my overjoyed reaction at discovering Twinkle Apothecary's homemade, essential oil based natural perfume blends. My friend Amy Jo Garner recommended them, and upon visiting their Facebook page I immediately placed my order for what I felt was a very reasonably priced roll-on vial of what they have aptly named "Luscious."

Well, let me tell you, this non-chemical wearer was overjoyed at the deliciousness of this perfectly blended scent. Top notes of jasmine and ginger with enduring vanilla for depth and complexity, and vetiver as the base, make this a subtle, warm, and intoxicating scent to wear for an evening out, or really, any time at all.

I have rubbed it on my pulse points for the second time today, and am delightedly sniffing myself up as I type this. Because there are no chemicals to add that cling that most perfumes have, you should carry some around with you for reapplication as necessary. In addition to perfumes, Twinkle Apothecary offers things like body butter, shampoo, deodorant, bath oils and more.

It's also worth mentioning that their products are vegan-friendly and cruelty-free.

Mostly, what I love about this and other essential oil blends is that they tend to respect the boundaries of personal space. Meaning, if I swish by you in a crowded lobby, you might get the slightest whiff of jasmine and vanilla that dissipates quickly on the air. But my personal scent is not going to hover and cling and impart its odor in an obtrusive manner, should someone else fail to appreciate these scents as I do.

Basically, as a chemical-smell avoider who loves essential oils and aromatherapy, my review of Twinkle Apothecary is that they're awesome. If you know of a crunchy, earthy gal like me, their naturally scented products would make a welcome stocking stuffer. I plan to order more from them for certain!

Handmade, Crocheted Mermaid Tail Blanket for Kids - Perfect Christmas Gift!

Anyone who knits or crochets knows that the mermaid tail blanket is a really hot and sought-after gift item right now! I'm lucky enough to know a very talented gal who crochets them and sells on Etsy. And I truly think there's nothing more delightful than a Christmas gift that was lovingly crafted by hand.

Makes a perfect Christmas gift

Mermaid tail blanket for your little mermaid!

Even if you're not crafty yourself, you can still give your favorite little mermaid an unforgettable handmade holiday gift this year. But you'd better jump on it while the offer's still available. Handmade gifts take much longer to plan and make than something generic that you'd run out to Walmart for.

Why not help the small business owner earn her keep and feed her family by buying this awesome Crocheted Mermaid Tail blanket? It's absolutely beautiful and 100% homemade from the heart.

DIY mamas, let's support each other in these troubled times! Order your Crocheted Mermaid Tail Blanket on Etsy today.

America Needs Nurturing

It is my observation at this time, when slightly less than half of the voters in our country have expressed that their hopes have been crushed with the election of Donald Trump as our next president, that many of these people could use a message of hope, a mental and emotional perspective shift, and a strong but gentle and compassionate leader to follow.

What does this mean to you?

It means that if you're a strong person, now is the time to build something great. Why? Because very few will be standing in your way.

It means that if you're already in a position of leadership, now is the time to step up and offer a glimmer of hope, a cause, an aspiration, something for these people to cling to and feel as though they can make a difference.

It means that if you're naturally a nurturer, a space has opened up for you to step into and begin creating a safe haven for those who need it.

It means that if you've been wanting to build a following, now is your chance. Start preaching - eyes and ears and hearts are open.

Here's an example of the kind of nurturing that many, many people in this country are in dire need of. If you offer something like this, don't become distracted by chatter. It's time to focus and strengthen your influence, a time to embody something positive that people will naturally flock to in their need to feel secure.

It starts with a mindshift. Here's Coach Susan Liddy from Los Gatos, CA, with an exercise to help you change your emotional state.

Namaste.